Emphasis: You don’t get to decide what women are deserving of your respect. WE ALL ARE.
The only thing i would correct is changing “slut shaming” to sex shaming. Other than that — perfect.
"why do you think youre qualified for this position?" "well i run a humor blog where i reblog memes and sometimes make pretentious comments about things. look at this picture i reblogged of a dog wearing sunglasses" "sick. youre hired"
I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village.
Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.
One time when my music theory professor was a student in college, he had to accompany an extremely rude soprano for a recital. She treated him like dirt during rehearsals. Just before going on to perform, she made some really snide remark to him that ticked him off, so he transposed the piece up a half step. She cracked three times.
Always be nice to your accompanists, folks.
There is a special place in hell for people that are rude to their accompanists